ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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