I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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