well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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