Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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