Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You dont lie about slip and slides
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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