I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize