If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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