If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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