i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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