my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
50% drunk capacity currently
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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