There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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