Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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