Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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