everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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