they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm at about main and main street
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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