i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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