Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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