its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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