oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Text me some of your sweat
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