Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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