it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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