Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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