Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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