When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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