can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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