is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
