you didnt know i had herpes?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
they're like a gay fantastic four
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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