I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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