people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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