You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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