this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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