I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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