You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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