bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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