she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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