We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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