big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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