i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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