My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This girl is more easily done than said...
farters have to be the big spoon...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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