this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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