no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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