you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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