He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
where are you?
Hypothermia
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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