I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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