I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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