Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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