Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Boobs speak an international language.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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