Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize