I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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