i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
